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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:19

share office space ...
Just Forget it!
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No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
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Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Loons and Moons
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
How do you get started in bestiality with a dog as a male?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why does TikTok allow porn stars in its platform? Isn't it aimed at teenagers?
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Still no good
Why do older siblings always hate younger siblings?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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