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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

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No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

George E. Smith, Nobel laureate who envisioned digital imagery, dies at 95 - The Washington Post

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

N.J. doctors are using a party drug to send patients to ‘another planet.’ Yes, it’s legal. - NJ.com

Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

Physicists force atoms into state of quantum 'hyper-entanglement' using tweezers made of laser light - Live Science

Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Loons and Moons

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

How do you get started in bestiality with a dog as a male?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

EA's cancelled Black Panther game would have featured an evolved take on Shadow of Mordor's Nemesis System - Eurogamer

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why does TikTok allow porn stars in its platform? Isn't it aimed at teenagers?

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

Still no good

Why do older siblings always hate younger siblings?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

Why is America so fucked up?

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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